"why do you love elementary so much?"
because for one, the misunderstood, eccentric, and acidic genius white guy has real and serious consequences for his actions and deals with them in realistic ways and depends on help from his friends, the main one in question a wonderful strong woman who cuts through all of his bullshit manpain and puts him in his place and gets him on the right track to make amends
and even when misunderstood eccentric acidic genius white guy apologizes and tries to fix things, people don’t automatically forgive him for the things that he’s done just because of how genius-y he is, and also deal with their anger realistically
date a girl who reads. she’ll definitely wanna date you. she’s gonna make you happy. you. so fucking happy. that’s what matters, right. you’re a dude, right. tell me you’re a dude. okay. just checking. find a girl who reads. date that shit. date it. she’ll probably be a really good mom to your kids. do other girls even know about dreams. or laughing. or graceful china teacups. i didn’t fucking think so. you want someone to intellectually and emotionally stimulate you without being threatening or disagreeable. don’t worry. that’s why she’s here. so you can date her. not even the rain has such small fucking hands. listen you’re so smart you’re so real fucking smart. you think about things. things like libertarianismmsm. and the driftlessness of waking. you deserve her. you’ve earned her. that’s how great you are. she’s definitely not doing anything else with her life besides dating you. look at how cute you are. did your mom make that hat. back to the girl. she likes keats. that’s real cute right it’s real fucking cute. just get her books. all the time books. it’s gonna make her so fucking happy. don’t worry. literally any books. she doesn’t ever hate any books. it’s not like books have any particular meanings beyond being smart. thinking. having believing. look, the only way to be meaningful or real is books. it’s a fact. let’s move on. date her. don’t worry. she’s definitely not gay. go up to her. say. HEY. what the shit are you reading. does it make you cry. i’ll hold you. look at me. she’ll be super into that. she’s just out there. somewhere. reading. thinking. dreaming. waiting for you to date her.
date the shit out of her.